Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Blood Is Thicker Than Tomato Sauce

This blog was built on the foundation of pizza, a meal entirely propagated by the liberal media. Clearly only hoity-toity ivy leaguers and other assorted stoners with their parent's money can afford to eat pizza all the time. For these folk, Tuesday is the weekly respite from Mussolini's favorite meal (it's true, look it up) because from 3pm to 11pm Del Taco has three tacos for only $1.09. True connoisseurs know to show up at 10:55pm so that they can also order the steak and egg breakfast burrito and hash browns when breakfast is served at 11pm.

This is Del Taco's logo courtesy of Greensboring.com:



Usually I walk to Del Taco with my roommate Will Drinker. He runs an exceptional blog about his older brother Dan who was born with Down's Syndrome at DanDrinker.com. Will is the only one of my friends who does not have a large intestine but he does have blood clots in his legs (also true, but you'll just have to take my word for it.)

He is also the only friend of mine Grace Jones has ever written a song about.